Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.Your name?
-Taylor
An extreamly Good Looking Girl! Blonde Taylor's are the best. They normally have really nice figures and beutiful eyes. She will be really outgoing. She likes to party but not to much.Most taylor's care alot about animals and the enviornment! If you get the chance to kow a taylor honor that moment..love her..cherish her! She weill be one of a kind!!!
[i'm not a girl!!!!!!]

2.Your age?
-18
The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.

3.One of your friends?
-Tabbie
a homosapian who purchases a guitar with the dream of becoming a professional, but only looks up tabs of their favourite songs and doesn't learn anything about playing the guitar in a becoming manner that would afford them the techniques needed to become a professional

4.What should you be doing?
-Work
A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it's much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting and singing - the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. It is also an ingenious creation to make placebos such as computers and photocopiers look important to our way of life. Some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character and learn about teamwork...others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little competition out of it with fellow colleagues.
[haha yep!!!]

5.Favorite color?
-red
Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!
[rofl'd so hard!!]

6.Birthplace?
-Elizabethtown
One of the worst movies ever made, despite the fact it had a great cast (Orlando Bloom and Kirsten Dunst).
[i liked that movie :/ ]

7.Month of Birth?
-April
derived from a month, used by parents who lacked creativity at the time of their daughters arrival

8.Last person you talked to?
-Lashonda
a girl who thinks she is da shit,but ain't

9.One of your nicknames?
-Gaylor
An 18 year old alcoholic loser who prides himself on his abilities to cheat on his girlfrind as many times as he can without getting caught.
[lawlz]